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Post by Yachiru on Jun 1, 2010 18:50:03 GMT -5
Yachiru was bored, and there was nothing more dangerous than Yachiru when she was bored. Of course, it was pretty easy to get someone to play with around her "home". If Kenpachi wasn't up to it, there were two people she knew wouldn't dare say no to playing with her. Probably because she outranked them, and if they upset her, Ken might come and get angry. No one liked Kenpachi when he was angry.
This in mind, and Kenpachi nowhere to be found, she settled for the next best things. With a powerful bounce, she lept up to perch atop one of the nearby roofs, taking a few deep breaths as she balanced herself. Once she was perfectly settled atop the roof, she let out a loud call. "Baaaaallddyyyy!! Yuuumiiii!!"
Sure, there were probably far more practical ways to get them to come to her, but she liked to shout. I was far more fun to go screaming things to the air, than to actually look for them herself. Besides, it gave her a good excuse to see Ikkaku's reaction. He was bound to come running, and be all flustered. It always made her giggle that he didn't like her nickname. She thought it was fitting.
Now the only thing left to do was to wait for them, and hope they made a snappy apperance, or else she'd have to...well. She didn't exactly know what she would have to do, but it wouldn't be fun to do, she was sure. Then again, she would enjoy herself, she always did, no matter what she was doing. A smile crept across her face as she waited, thinking of all the things she could do with them when they showed up.
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Post by Ikkaku Madarame on Jun 3, 2010 16:27:53 GMT -5
"Don't get so worked up, Yumichika."
Surprisingly calm words that came from a normally hot-blooded man. With one arm scratching the back of his bare head, Ikkaku held a firm hand to his thigh. Tilting his head quickly and almost rudely, his neck made a loud cracking sound before he let his eyes shut half way.
"It was only a strand of your hair-- it'll grow back, dammit."
It was times like these that Ikkaku wished he wasn't so "clumsy" in Yumichika's terms. Maybe if he was aiming better -- Maaaybe if he wasn't so frigging blind -- Maaaaybe if Yumichika wasn't such a WIFE, he wouldn't be so tempted to mess around with the pretty boy's head. He doubted that the man was aware of this and his ways of finding entertainment. From his side, though, Ikkaku kind of wasn't knowing of where the blade would strike at. While he was attempting to cut through trees, the blade somehow went slightly off course and almost cut Yumichika. Not to mention the waterfalls of apologies (no matter how insincere they seemed) that were pouring from his lips when he eventually saw nothing but red. If that wasn't secretly terrifying, he didn't know what was.
Not expecting Yumichika to see things his way, he looked over his shoulder to grin at him the way he always did-- arrogantly cocky. It was a trademark of sorts, and Ikkaku was proud to say this. Although, sometimes, his anger seemed to be more of a trademark. He dare not say what ELSE could be a trademark. That was just a lie and would forever be a lie.
For. Ever.
Turning his head back to the front, Ikkaku licked his lips and immediately stopped his tracks.
"Baaaaallddyyyy!!"
Just then a wave of disturbed aura surrounded his being. Looking down, Ikkaku bit hard on his lower lip to prevent the angry words from spilling out.
"Yuuumiiii!!"
... What the hell? Why on earth does Yumichika get a flattering name?
That was probably what caused him to become even more enraged. With a red face, Ikkaku grinned insanely and squinted his eyes dangerously. All the while he was shouting, "Lil' brat's gonna regret saying that! I'm going to MURDER her this time!" Without wasting time to look around, he almost completely forgot about Yumichika and began running despite knowing, somehow, that the guy would find a way to stop him. "She's going to sooo DIE!" he let out once more before feeling his fists clench tightly. That girl... She was going to be the next head in Ikkaku's collection, and he didn't care if she was of higher rank (for now, that is. in the future, he will probably regret his actions and bitch about it in privacy).
The point was:
No one ever called Ikkaku bald.
NO ONE.
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Post by Yumichika Ayasegawa on Jun 3, 2010 17:16:01 GMT -5
"How can you not see where you were going, you brute!" Yumichika was nearly shouting loud enough for Yachiru to hear wherever it was she was hopping around, he was more then angry as hell, and it was all due to Ikkaku. His body leaned slightly forward, his whole self now in front of Ikkaku, "Is this any way to treat a delicate beauty?! No, it is not!"
Don't get so worked up, Yumichika.
Immediately, Yumichika's jaw slacked, his eyes widening. How, out of all times when Ikkaku was a completely hot-headed brute, could he suddenly sound so calm?!
The man's head tilted, popping, that oh-so ugly expression crossing his features. Of course, it wasn't something he'd say when Ikkaku wasn't pissing him off because - anyone could ask this - why would Yumichika hang out with a man that he didn't claim to at least have some handsome features? If the man was pure ugly, he'd laugh and mock him just as he did every other ugly man or woman for that matter.
It was only a strand of your hair-- it'll grow back, dammit.
"How can you even dare say that to me, Ikkaku?!" He immediately shouted, all in anger. How could he even dare say that to him, seeing how angry he was, waving his hair in front of Ikkaku's face where the few strands of hair had been cut out. "Now it's uneven, it will never look the same and I'll have to wait for it to grow back out! Ugh!"
Yumichika immediately turned his back in a huff to Ikkaku. He felt he'd never been so angry in his life - while in reality he had - because this was just a little bit much. He knew Ikkaku was a clumsy bafoon, but how could he manage to do this?!
Baaaaallddyyyy!
Wisteria irises blinked, then widened. Oh no. He knew immediately what Ikkaku would do to hearing that name, and from the cute little mouth of a certain pink-haired girl.
Yuuumiiii!!
Of course, Ikkaku, he believed, always was more pissed then he would be when she called him along with his nickname, because he had a nickname that flattered him. He almost smiled -
Lil' brat's gonna regret saying that! I'm going to MURDER her this time!
Already he could feel the heat and the anger radiating off of Ikkaku. He sighed and thought, Men; they're always so foolish and selfish., because of course Ikkaku was allowed to tell him to get over loosing his hair, while he however could get mad over just a nickname.
She's going to sooo DIE!
Already he'd forgotten about him - Yumichika knew this because he heard the sound of sandals beating against the sound as Ikkaku took off in the direction of the shouting of two names.
"Ikkaku, calm down!" He shouted, his tone having already escaped some of his anger as he knew he'd have to do to help calm down a red-faced, helplessly grinning, bald man. Immediately he took off after Ikkaku, "Ikkaku!" He called again. |
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Post by Yachiru on Jun 3, 2010 20:42:29 GMT -5
Finally, she heard it. It wasn't too close, but she knew Ikkaku's yelling when she heard it. Nimbly she moved across the rooftops, heading for the sounds. It took her a decent ammount of time to not only locate them, but catch up. Ikkaku sure did move fast when he was angry, too bad he was slow the rest of the time. Oh well. Finally she was sort of keeping up to them, and she watched Ikkaku with excitement.
"OH, who's gonna die Baldy?" Oblivious to the fact she was the soon-to-be-dead person in question, she just had to ask. It was in her nature to be curious, and stupid really. "Yumi, if Baldy's gonna kill something, can I come watch? I'm booored" She smiled sweetly, a frighteningly innocent look for someone who was so interested in carnage.
To her, blood was beautiful, it was what she'd grown up with. Daily bloodshed before her eyes had a lasting impression on her. One day, she would be as bad as Kenpachi and the boys, of that it was almost certain. She had a childhood, yes, and she had the chance to enjoy it in the relative safety of the seireitei, but all the same. She was growing up under the influence of the most aggressive of the squads, with the most threatening of the Captains as her guardian.
Kenpachi was like her brother, but also a bit like a father. He played with her when she was bored and he was around. Yet, he also protected her, and cared for her, just like a good father. He was like a father bear, only with a mother bear's instinct. Yumichika and Ikkaku were like her true brothers, people she trusted and liked, and could have fun teasing. Although, usually that was the older sibling's job, wasn't it?
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Post by Ikkaku Madarame on Jun 6, 2010 8:45:02 GMT -5
"How can you not see where you were going, you brute!"
Pfft. Big deal.
"Is this any way to treat a delicate beauty!? No, it is not!"
After that, it seemed as if he were tuning the "delicate beauty" out.
If Ikkaku wasn't in such a blind rage now, he probably would've taken the time out of his day to snap back at Yumichika and tell him to just shut up. It wasn't the fact he didn't want to talk to Yumichika, it was just fact he was stuck in a rage right now. Rage was more important. Sure, he had spoken long before he transformed into the incredible bald man, but he wasn't really in the mood to argue in the first place. Today was going to be a good day -- today was going to be a lucky day. Well, screw that. It wasn't even anywhere NEAR fun. That sucked. This whole day sucks. Everything sucked.
So when he was running, he barely heard Yumichika running after him and shouting.
"Ikkaku, calm down!"
"No! She's going to DIE today, and nothing is going to stop me!!" Sometimes it seemed as if Ikkaku was like a child. He wasn't. He was just incredibly pissed off that this girl could get away with ANYTHING and not get into trouble. He was desperate to knock some sense into this girl, even if it were just the small bop on the head. The point was, that girl was going to die in SOME way today.
"Ikkaku!"
"Shut up!" he shouted over his shoulder. Of course, he didn't exactly mean it, and Yumichika should know this. They had only been friends since what? It was so long he could barely even remember.
"OH, who's gonna die Baldy?"
Hearing small footsteps padding behind them, Ikkaku skidded to a quick stop and his face pinched up in disgust. Was she following them this whole goddamn time!?
"Yumi, if Baldy's gonna kill something, can I come watch? I'm booored"
As he turned to look, he saw that sickeningly sweet smile on her face. To be honest, it made him want to vomit all over her... Just to see her reaction. The disgusted expression soon left his face, and he was now smiling like a sick maniac ready to kill. And that's what he would just do.
Crying out, "I'm going to kill yooou!" he dived towards Yachiru in attempt to grab her by the face with tight hands. "You're going to PAY for saying that lie!" Yeah, same as always -- Ikkaku still was trying to convince everyone that he wasn't bald. "It's shaved! SHAVED!!" If he managed to get a hold of her, he would tighten his grip just to keep her and shake her wildly. It was the closest simulation of choking someone without actually killing them.
... Same old, same old.
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Post by Yumichika Ayasegawa on Jun 8, 2010 10:50:22 GMT -5
Ikkaku was running blind in anger, his vision probably as red as his face, and Yumichika always had a hard time trying to look delicate and beautiful running after a man that was obviously not trying to even seem the least bit decent in such a situation.
No! She's going to DIE today, and nothing is going to stop me!!
Yumichika sighed, and shouting Ikkaku's name once more, only gained the response-
Shut up!
-over Ikkaku's shoulder. Of course he was used to this madness, every time Yachiru called him bald, or even a random stranger [ which had the habit of happening a lot ], he had to stop Ikkaku.
OH, who's gonna die Baldy?
Yumichika blinked wide, wisteria irises and skidded to a stop just as well as Ikkaku. He wasn't angry however, just curious as to how she'd gone from sounding as if she were way in front of them shouting, to right behind them. Then again, why should he ask such an indecent question? She was always like this.
Yumi, if Baldy's gonna kill something, can I come watch? I'm booored.
...This was very bad. Was she purposely acting clueless or was she really that oblivious at the moment? He had this odd, very familiar feeling, that she was acting.
I'm going to kill yooou!
Yumichika blinked once again, then shouted, "Ikkaku! What are you doing?!" Did he honestly think attacking their lieutenant would turn out good? Did he?!
You're going to PAY for saying that lie!
"..."
It's shaved! SHAVED!!
Hopefully he wouldn't be able to grab hold of her cheeks, but if he was he knew it wasn't because of him - he had barely had enough time to even reach before Ikkaku had dove directly for her face, particularly her cheeks, in order to somewhat choke her in a way that was similar, but not quite. Just so that she wouldn't die. |
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Post by Yachiru on Jun 8, 2010 19:48:45 GMT -5
"I'm going to kill yooou!"
"Ikkaku! What are you doing?!"
Yachiru watched in momentary shock, an expression quickly replaced by a trickster smile as Ikkaku lept for her. She squeaked, a small and mildly entertained sound, as he grabbed her by the face. He seemed angry, but he was always angry. Always.
"You're going to PAY for saying that lie! It's shaved! SHAVED!!"
She snickered slightly, a sound which grew into a giggle as he began to shake her. Her giggle grew louder, untill it was an all out laugh, obviously she was enjoying it. "WHEEEEEEEE!" She squealed this loudly, reaching out to grab onto Ikkaku's wrists.
"This is fun Baldy!"
It was almost obvious she was doing this to antagonize him now, it was in her nature to do so. She wasn't so much of a bully, as she was a child. It drove her to bother people, to push their buttons, to watch them scream and rage and try to hurt her. Different people acted differently, and there were few people she tried to set off. Kenpachi and Yumichika seemed to be the generally lucky two.
Although in Yumichika's case, Ikkaku usually set him off before she could, and she got funnier reactions from him when she was nice. It was rather complicated, but she understood all of it just fine.
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