Hammer of Boredum [ Open ]

[Hiyori Sarugaki]

'...Eh, Hiyori...'

She stared him down, was he honestly going where she thought he was? He better not be going there, but some intuition told her he was. And despite the satisfaction that came with being right, she really hoped that she wasn't this time.

'I don't quite think that'd work.'

And she was right, it wasn't nearly as satisfying as most times. Infact this time it was more like a drop of oil onto a fire.

She snorted and folded her arms. "And why not?" She wasn't exactly going to lay down and accept he was right. She huffed a bit, letting her hands slip into her pockets. She found herself hunching a bit, though the last thing she needed was too appear smaller than she already was. It was more often that she expressed her emotions through body language rather than acctual words, and even a monkey could read them.

'Well excuuuuse me, missus!'

"GAH! Just looking at you is pissing me off!" The shorter female found her hands tensing and releasing, as if she wanted to strangle him. Which was likely true, but she would hold back. As much as he got on her nerves, they where all they had left. Though it would be oddly satisfying. But that could wait.

'Hey, only a dummy would know what a true dummy is,'

It seemed that each nerve was being neatly tugged, and each second made her already short fuse even shorter. Though while every one knew, some better than others, that she would be set off by the smallest thing, some, namely the idiot before her, found some sort of sport in nipping away.

'H-Hey, what are you doing Hiyor--!!'

But he was to late, before he could even finish her name he was on the ground. Her scowl had been replaced by a triumphant grin. It wasn't long before the sadistic laugh followed. But it was cut short as her legs were caught. "Heeh?!" A small yelp escaped as he jerked her down. Luckily for both of them she fell away from him. She may have been small, but she wasn't exactly the lightest thing to have fall on you.

'Friggin' idiot...!'

"You're the idiot, dumbass!" He may have avoided alot of beating, up until this point, but she decided he had gone too long with out a good hit. She kicked at his head, trying to get away, last thing she wanted was to be found wrestling him. Her mind quickly swerved into the gutter, cringing a bit at the thought. "Let go!" Followed by another kick for good measures.

[Shinji Hirako]

And why not?

Oh goddammit, Hiyori. Shinji wished the girl would understand that brute strength isn't always going to cut it. The other Vizards seemed to comprehend that quite well, why couldn't Hiyori? Of all people, too! He had looked at her when she was hunched and always found it weird how the girl was the most expressive sometimes just by sheer body language.

GAH! Just looking at you is pissing me off!

He looked to the side with his eyes and mumbled, "Maybe you'd be better off blind then..." Now he knew he would probably get killed for that phrase if she so happened to hear it. Shinji doubted that, though.

That was before he had managed to wrap his arms around her legs and pulled her down to the ground.

Heeh?!

And this was after that.

Shinji almost thought the girl would land on him in the most frightening way ever but never felt her weight on him. He must've shut his eyes because all he saw was black. "... Neh," he sighed out loud before looking at her with his eyes. Would now be the right time to knock some sense into her? "Hiyori, wai--!!" There went the voice he used when he was in the human world. The voice that seemed so happy go-luck it was hard to believe he was actually some man who easily kick your ass.

You're the idiot, dumbass!

It was when Hiyori had began to kick at his head that he was interrupted in telling her to wait. "Ack! C'mon!! Stoppit!" But he didn't let go. Shinji refused to let go until the stupid girl would decide to listen to him. He scooted up a bit so maybe he could put some of his weight on her legs to stop her. It wasn't an easy task, though, with how her legs were flailing at him like some sort of military flail. Shinji shut his eyes tightly, trying to ignore the pain and just hope he could actually get her legs to stop hitting him.

Let go!

There was another kick. Man, it really was hard to get this girl to stop.

Shinji opened his eyes and let out a choked cry, shouting at her with that same voice, "Hiyoriiii!! Quit it!" Shinji already guessed she wouldn't listen, but there had to be some way to get this demon child to listen to him. At least listen to him-- of all people!

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